Lessons learned.

One of the best things about working in a restaurant are all the various life lessons and bits of wisdom you seem to accumulate.  For example:

1) Guys in business suits are dicks.
2) Old guys in business suits call you "sweetheart" and are thisclose to asking you to fix them a drink.
3) Young guys in business suits are always trying to impress old guys in business suits and as a result are even more dickish than the old guys.
4)  Guys in business suits and suspenders are just total, fire-breathing, hellspawn assholes.
5)  If the guy is young and wearing a suit and suspenders and has slicked back hair, just remind yourself before you attempt to interact with him that you have bills to pay and you need to have a job and punching people in the face is technically assault.

I was going to make this a whole list of various restaurant related things, but it just turned into a rant about how much I hate "businessmen."  I think this entry can stand on its own.