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Showing posts with label flashback friday. Show all posts

Friday, May 30, 2014

Flashback Friday!

I've been kind of remiss in updating this week, and will certainly write a proper entry sometime this weekend, but in the meantime, lets enjoy some stories from the past. Anything in quotes is verbatim from the notebook, without any embellishments.

Here are a series of guests requests from October 16, 2011.  Each of these requests was from a different person.

"If I buy an sandwich somewhere else, can I bring it in and eat it?"

Oh! Yes, of course! And remember to bring a frisbee to start up a game after you finish eating!  I only suggest it, because you seem to be under the impression that this is the fucking park.


"Can I have sunny side eggs....with egg whites?"

Sorry. WHAT?  Either you're too stupid to know what a sunny side egg is, or you actually expect me to have a sunny side egg cooked, and then take a delicate little knife and cut the yolk out of the center for you.

And finally, one for the geniuses:

"Does the frittata have eggs in it?"

I don't even have a snarky comment for this one, So I'll just leave this here: